Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to ChuBeng's son, Aloysius ...


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
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Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
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Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load(road),den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........
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Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?
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Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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and life goes on
- 17:33

"Indeed, the new ad is utterly disgusting, sick and perverted. And does absolutely nothing to make me wanna quit. The moment I saw it I lit up another cig."


"i think the KFC 30 years anniversary series sucks.
it makes it seems that for the past 30 years people who eat KFC were retards.
sing sing dunnoe what they singing.. maybe eat too much kfc chicken then become like that.."

their comments crack me up. seriously.

STOMP -> talk back -> just talk lah

oh, the cig ad scared me btw. i think its getting recognised for the wrong reasons. haha.
-scaring kids instead of their target grp.

anw, went out with DEL. like FINALLY lah. after 3 years! since we left sec sch.
hah. am so glad she's still the same. x)

and life goes on
- 00:20

she makes me feel that i've failed as a friend.
in all aspects.

and life goes on
- 01:29

im proud of my sec school and here's the reason why. =D

CLICK!


out of 2, 1 said yes, the other gave me no expression. how?!??!
i wanna go to hokkaido!!!! :(

sometime i wonder how old i really am..
there are so many things that i wanna do,
yet i alwaes dun do it cuz u dislike it/say no.
many times,i said ok nvm when i really wanted to get smth done.
many times u said "i give u a lot of freedom alr, do u want me to not care at all?"
too many times i muttered YES..
im still a kid in ur eyes who has never grown up. right?
haiyyyyyyaaaaaaa.

and life goes on
- 00:37

i think i just spent 2 WEEKS of my pay in 2 DAYS.
hahahah. on somethingssss i dunno whether i'll use.
budden, im happy! so who cares! hahahha!

i saw a group of japanese guys.
and omg, they are so cute i tell you.
the cutest bunch of guys i've seen. *prances* LOL.
even the girls are cute. hahaha.

sushi-in tmr.. Lalala..

Labels: SPIN.

and life goes on
- 23:24